2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

colornbian:

My anaconda don’t want 

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unless you got

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-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

crankkky:

when someone tries to flirt with ur crush 

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

harrypotterconfessions:

lol Roonil Wazlib

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

australiansanta:

why does everyone hate nickelback

like is there a reason apart from like all of their songs sounding the same or just not enjoying the sound of it or like???

tbh i i can rock out so hard to someday and how you remind me and photograph

is there an actual reason or is it just seen as cool to hate them like it was ‘cool’ to hate the biebs back in the day before he actually started doing stupid things and the only argument people had was that he sounded like a girl and that he was gay

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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